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Hospitalisation in the Netherlands

February 13, 2006 at 9:05 AM

by Ashleigh

Ok, these are my thoughts on hospitalisation in Holland. They might make you laugh :)

  1. I was the youngest person there by about 40 years!! Now I see what the newspapers mean when they say the population is greying quickly in the NL.
  2. The Dutch give *ALL* your pain relief by suppository! I felt like Kartman in South Park - everything was either coming into or going out of my a$$!
  3. The wards are co-ed!!! No-one told me! I wasn't going to say a word, being the foreigner and all, but then when I got back from the surgery the nurse said I had been moved because one of the old men didn't want a young woman in his ward! Hehehe, I wonder if he thought I might molest him or something! LOL
  4. The only painkiller you get is paracetamol (standard Tylenol to you all in the States). This is the standard even if you have had major surgery. You just get given a bigger dose than you would have if you had a headache for example. I think the other reason that they can get by on giving you paracetamol is because over-the-counter medication is not encouraged here so many people don't self-medicate except with homeopathic or naturopathic remedies.
  5. When I went in the OR I got given the IV by a nurse, prepared for the monitors then I had to get on the operating table myself before they anaesthetised me. This was different to everywhere else I've had surgery. I asked and the anaesthetist said that it was so that you could align your spine and neck properly to avoid getting a sore neck later on after surgery. They were really careful about making sure that I was perfectly comfortable before anaesthetising me. Oh, and no 400 pound people in this hospital! I barely fitted on the operating table - another 20 kilos and I wouldn't have fitted! Good thing I lost all that weight huh? ;)
  6. The world of hospitals in the NL is an infinitely nicer place if one speaks Dutch. Although, in the middle of the night when I was asking for my drip to be moved to a 'walking stand' so I could go to the toilet and words failed me and I lapsed into English, this lovely young nurse, who looked like she was about 21, said to me very conspiratorially (when I told her I found it hard to speak Dutch when I was sick), 'that's ok, it's the middle of the night and I speak only English in the middle of the night'.
    Sweet huh?
And finally, when my friend Melissa came to get me from the hospital this old man waylaid her in the corridor and mumbled something in Dutch whilst pointing to his lap. She didn't understand him, so came through to my room and on the way out he waylaid both of us and mumbled again whilst pointing to his lap. I went and fetched a nurse, told her that he was asking something and she said, 'yes, I know he asks everyone', so I replied, 'well, I didn't understand what he was asking' and she said 'my dear, you really DO NOT want to know!'

Hehehehe.


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Sounds like you had an experience and a half. A story to relay to your family over and over and over........ Get well soon. Anne L

Posted by: anne
February 13, 2006 10:36 AM

Good to hear you had a reasonably relaxing and comfortable experience.
I think what that old geezer was trying to say was:

"come sit on my lap, my dear, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up"... ?
I guess it may had to have been a reasonably long conversation if he was long in the tooth, though?

Posted by: Gary
February 13, 2006 1:08 PM

Glad you are home, and what an experience to tell your grandchildren..:) You know it makes me quite thankful for the British NHS, but only fleetingly..lol

*hugs*

Posted by: Natalie
February 13, 2006 1:37 PM

That is hilarious ~ thanks for the morning chuckle. Makes me glad they give more for pain here in the states! eek.

Posted by: Tanya
February 13, 2006 1:52 PM

I'm a spoiled grrrl. I couldn't imagine sharing a hospital room with anyone, male or female.

Glad the liver survived the massive doses of Tylenol....

Posted by: V-Grrrl
February 15, 2006 11:37 AM

Oh Ash, your hospital recant had me in fits - brought back all my memories from last year! Glad to hear you had the laporoscopic surgery - I had it last May, and it was relatively painless to get over it. Woohoo, it's all over for you :)) Glad it all went well :)))

Posted by: AnneS
February 18, 2006 1:02 AM

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